fruitard

A person who doesn't know what a fruitard is, created just to annoy people.

Person 1: You're such a fruitard
Person 2: Wtf is a fruitard?
Person 1: Can't say, but you are one.
Person 2: Why?!?!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: OMG :'( Im so emo im gonna die.

by nikkiBALLS September 14, 2008

fruitstand

a place you buy fruit

I'm goin to the fruitstand to get some apples and bananas

by tiff November 9, 2004

fruititarian

the 'cool' new thing

Kip tried to impress the women at the NOW rally by informing them he was a fruititarian.

"Because everyone has a choice" he informed them.

by lorelai236 April 9, 2009

fruittarded

to be awesome or awesome-like.

"That is soooo fruittarded!"
"You are so fruittarded."

by renn_bear137 April 23, 2011

Fruitstand

- verb
taking a masculine position in direct opposition to your actual feminine belief or stance.

1. Liar!!! Don't fruitstand like you hate watching the Golden Girls. We watched Season 4 last night.
2. He's just fruitstanding that he doesn't shop at Express. I see him there all the time.

by FA-Man November 17, 2012

Fruitytard

Used as an adjective or verb

One who acts stupid, in the process saying something that could potentially make them look gay.

The act of being a fruitytard.

Guy One: Oh shit I just broke a nail
Guy Two: You're such a Fruitytard.
Guy One: *suddenly defensive* What? You wanna take it outside?
Guy Two: No... I'm not gonna fight someone who tries to defend their masculinity after complaining about breaking a nail...

by Skquebellum November 18, 2011