Fruit salad

When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.

Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?

Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad

by anonymous1744 September 14, 2013

fruit salad

1)A large group of gays.

2)A mixture of different types of chopped fruit, usually served in a bowl.

1)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

2)That fruit salad sure looks nice!

by iThink February 23, 2008

Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

fruit salad

a person who culturally comes from many different backgrounds and cannot be labeled as just one.

person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad

by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009

Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

by SanGrial February 22, 2011

fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

fruit salad

its not an Ethiopian condom

Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"

by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016