fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

fruit cake

one who is an annoying faggot

eric u're a fruit cake!

by SiR Gro March 1, 2005

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018

Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 26, 2020

fruit cake

Some one who acts like they are hopped up on drugs or something; someone who belongs in a hospital for the mentally insane. ei; Fruity, nutty, crazy.

People who fight online about fruit or any other ridiculas topics! People who sniff bicycle seats. You are a fruit cake!

by Linda69 December 5, 2006