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fruit cake 

fruit cake by SiR Gro March 1, 2005

Fruit Cake 

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
Fruit Cake by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008

Fruit cake 

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

Fruit cake 

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
“I really dislike fruitcake
Or
That dude is an absolute fruit cake”
Fruit cake by Churchy C October 26, 2020

fruit cake 

Some one who acts like they are hopped up on drugs or something; someone who belongs in a hospital for the mentally insane. ei; Fruity, nutty, crazy.
People who fight online about fruit or any other ridiculas topics! People who sniff bicycle seats. You are a fruit cake!
fruit cake by Linda69 December 5, 2006

Fruit cake 

The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.
John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.
Fruit cake by SOUNDWAVE56 April 25, 2011