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frosted flake

a booger that is encrusted in your nose and it is painful to remove
Lindsay had a frosted flake in her nose.
frosted flake by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Frosted Flake

The sexual act where a woman rides a man until he cums inside of her. Then she pushes his load back out and all over his stomach, where he lets it dry until it flakes off.
My GF Frosted Flaked me last night, it was GRrrrrrrreat!
Frosted Flake by Cocoduck1991 June 24, 2016

Frosted Flake

Alternative to snow flake, white people who don't realize they are racist. Much like frosted windows, you can't see past your own whiteness.
He thanked Abraham Lincoln for Black History month, wow what a frosted flake.
Frosted Flake by Leonard Skinhard February 4, 2017

Frosted Flake

A temporary/runaway sugar daddy

Comes from frosted meaning sugary and flake meaning inconsistent
I thought I was gonna be able to milk him for at least a year, turns out he's a frosted flake
Frosted Flake by EdiblePancake July 29, 2018

Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
Frosted Flake by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.
Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!