Front Row Joe

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015

Front Row Kids

These are the people are gigs and concerts who stand right at the front. They tend to hold onto the gate or actual stage very tightly, so that they do not get pulled into the mosh pit behind them. They are often emo or scene kids. They try to stay focused on the band and stay nearest the front as possible so they do not get hurt. They will turn their head ever so often and make a little noise "eeek" "arrrh" and a worried face, then just focus on the band again. They pretend to just be there for the music. You will never actually see these people move untill the gig has finished or they have to go home, and if this is before the end of the gig, they will travel in small groups and cling never tightly to each other.

Those front row kids make me laugh.

by girlwholikestotakephotos September 13, 2008

Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this

I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert

by Crazy ho July 17, 2014

Front Row Coalition

Front Row Coalition (FRC)

A strategic alliance formed by students Katsu and Logmanout at the start of the 9th grade. The group, which includes members Yoosus, Koi, W cube and later Purple Box, is defined by its consistent occupation of the front-row seats in the classroom. The coalition functions as a unit for academic collaboration and coordinated social organization.

the Front Row Coalition has decided to boycott the backseaters.

by Katsu eremanturu October 13, 2025