ass-fries

It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.

I ate some ass-fries at the cafeteria and I couldn't shit for a week.

by leonardo December 2, 2004

Soggy Ass Fries

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.

"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"

by smolmua September 30, 2020

A deep-fried slice of ass.

to feel poorly. Alternately "a deep-fried asshole".

"Dude, you look rough today!"

"I know. I feel like a deep-fried slice of ass."

by Morgan Brittan van Wyk April 1, 2009

Ass Fries

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

by Gonads Johnson July 3, 2018

American ass fries

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"

"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"

by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022