by Mr. Roboto April 1, 2005
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By the time they reach 14 years of age, males are remarkably horny, yet have no chance of getting a girl, and little knowledge of what to do if they ever did. They are bored with all forms of entertainment that they enjoyed prior to their current age yet are too young to do anything else, so they spend most of their time aimlessly roaming the suburbs on bicycles. Their boredem can eventually drive them to try stupid things (i.e. skateboard street luging) or to generally to destroy things. Their lives are mindnumbly devoid of any acheivement of worth. They are the main target audience of 70% of Hollywood films.
By the time they reach 14 years of age, males are remarkably horny, yet have no chance of getting a girl, and little knowledge of what to do if they ever did. They are bored with all forms of entertainment that they enjoyed prior to their current age yet are too young to do anything else, so they spend most of their time aimlessly roaming the suburbs on bicycles. Their boredem can eventually drive them to try stupid things (i.e. skateboard street luging) or to generally to destroy things. Their lives are mindnumbly devoid of any acheivement of worth. They are the main target audience of 70% of Hollywood films.
What the hell happenned to this neighborhood? Was there a riot?
Nah, just a herd of fourteen year old boys rolling through on their bikes.
Damn, I forgot the 8th graders get out for summer before the other kids.
Nah, just a herd of fourteen year old boys rolling through on their bikes.
Damn, I forgot the 8th graders get out for summer before the other kids.
by Redhawk23 May 8, 2011
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by Dipshitt May 4, 2017
Get the fourteen head mug.When you suddenly think of something you want to say, but you don't want to interrupt someone else, you would say "Fourteen and a half <whatever>." Where the <whatever> is replaced by something that would remind you later of what it was you wanted to say. (For those of us who would forget if they don't say it right away.)
Sara wants to tell Ashley about a friend and her incident with cheddar cheese, but Ashley is in the middle of a great story of her own. Sara would pipe in "Fourteen and a half cheddar cheese" or "Fourteen and a half cheese incident." After Ashley finishes her story, either Sara or Ashley would say, "So yeah, fourteen and a half cheddar cheese?"
by FizzyBee January 5, 2009
Get the fourteen and a half mug.The age of a person who is amazing. This person hangs with the cool older crowd (which you can tell because they make theirself sound older by adding the three quarters). Without this person, their friends would probably cry their eyes out....until the next person reaches the age.
Junior: Have you seen Rob?
Senior: Who?
Junior: you know, that Fourteen and Three Quarters kid?
Sophmore: oh yeah, he's sooo baddasss
Senior: Who?
Junior: you know, that Fourteen and Three Quarters kid?
Sophmore: oh yeah, he's sooo baddasss
by tralalalaaa. November 26, 2009
Get the Fourteen and Three Quarters mug.The appearance of a typical size 14 female specimen dressed in size 8 clothing thus resulting in the aforementioned specimen having common symptoms of muffin top, FUBA, and generally looking all kinds of nasty.
"daym, did you see that fourteen-eight?"
"player, i just vomited in my mouth."
"bro have there been more fourteen-eight's around recently or what?"
"yeh, the WHO released a statement saying the recent endemic of fourteen-eight's is only second to the swine flu"
"god save us all..."
"player, i just vomited in my mouth."
"bro have there been more fourteen-eight's around recently or what?"
"yeh, the WHO released a statement saying the recent endemic of fourteen-eight's is only second to the swine flu"
"god save us all..."
by sdcamel October 2, 2009
Get the fourteen-eight mug.The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have these 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
14. Must have at least 6 figures in cryptocurrency.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have these 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
14. Must have at least 6 figures in cryptocurrency.
Jack, there are fourteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.
by Mister Arbiter December 31, 2025
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