foul ball 

A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.

WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!

foul ball by R. Kemp August 23, 2006

foul ball 

When you go forward a base but decide that you don't want to do that anymore, so you go back a base.

"So I went to third base last night, but I think I'm just gonna call it a foul ball."

foul ball by fuck_you5times December 18, 2008

foul ball 

A shemale or transsexual, discovered when getting to sexual second or third base, and more rarely, when attempting a straight home run.

Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"

Person 1: "Did you get to third base last night?"
Person 2: "Nah mang, she turned out to be a foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"

foul ball by Shiggity Shiggity Shiggity November 15, 2011

foul ball 

A sexual situation where the male is going to town own a girl. Just before blowing his load he sticks his fingers in her ass and smears the contents on his balls. He then shoots his load onto her face to make a nice line and then teabags her. His balls will either go left or right and thus the foul ball.

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foul ball by The V.I.P. January 19, 2005

Foul ball 

When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.

Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.

Foul ball by OyeMyBallz September 1, 2023

Foul ball 

Sexual game where a man wipe feces on one of his testicles then has his partner like his balls blindfolded or in the dark and guess which one is the foul ball.

Jordan has one foul ball three nights in a row she really has a taste for dirty balls.

Foul ball by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

foul balls 

After playing a baseball game or any time your balls get UNBEARABLY stinky from the excerise. After the intensive physical activity you decide that you need a BJ or your nuts sucked on. When the girl goes down to suck your nuts she will cough or throw up from the smell and while she is coughing you proceed to yell FOUL BALLS!!!!!

girl: "O I want to suck your balls."
guy: " I am very okay with you sucking on my testicles right now."
girl: "I'm sucking your nuts and cough cough they are smelly"
guy: "FOUL BALLS!!!!!!!"

foul balls by Brian C and Izak P July 9, 2007