Fortnite

A game played by a pussy, using a penis shaped joystick, while his dog licks peanut butter off his balls.

Hey look, Dankmaymer has a 55 gallon drum of peanut butter, looks like him and Fido are having a Fortnite ball licking marathon tonight.

by DumbroffsArmyElite October 17, 2020

Fortnite

A contagious disease that is quickly contaminating minors around the U.S. which is known to make someone do unknown dances and crave a battle royale uncontrollably.

Can often be seen flossing and talking about fortnite...

Joe: Little Timmy cant stop flossing

Mama: I think he caught Fortnite

by Jokerwasagoodmovie November 2, 2019

Fortnite

The game that will suck the life out of you; You cannot win. You will see your friends beat it, but you won't. See also: Cuphead , for a similar definition. By playing this game, you will slowly want the sweet release of death.

Person 1: I wanna kill myself man... | Person 2: You're playing Fortnite?

by God of wisdom and Fortnite November 16, 2017

Fortnite

The greatest virginity protection on 2k19, with 99% success rate

Virgin: Where can I find people to share my love of Fortnite?
Nonvirgin: The opposite direction of a vagina.

by u r gae February 19, 2019

Fortnite

Cancer

Person 1: Look what I got in Fortnite

Person 2: You need help

by DankMaymer June 26, 2018

Fortnite

Worst game ever

Fortnite broke the internet in 2018 as it turned everyone into a bunch of rotten headed zombies.

by Y'all are Stupid June 11, 2018

Fortnite

The game that all girlfriends hate. Boyfriends spend more time playing fortnite then talking to there girl

Last time i went at my bfs place he played fortnite the hole time

by Mc28 February 9, 2018