footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005

footer

a big dick (aka 12")

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006

Hot-footer

A Delaware DOT-invented derogatory term for a Mexican American.

See also: Wetback, Spic

"So I'm in Delaware, minding my own f*cking business, punching my 9-5, and this d*mned hot footer walks in..."

"Wow. Did you see that hot-footer clear that border fence?"

by 2JupitersTooMany May 14, 2009

20 footer

When a girl looks smoking hot from far(20 feet or more)... but when you approach her she's actually hideous.

The 20 Footer-
Good from far... but far from good.

by NZizzle February 26, 2009

Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011