faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

fooking

The alternative word for fucking used by Louis Tomlinson.

"That's your fooking job, you fooking losah!"

by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019

Fan forking

The fan girling that you feel in your loins

Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.

by 129876543 June 2, 2015

Foxing out

To bail. To Bitch out. To magically dissapear.

I thought you said Sean was coming out tonight?" "His gf wanted to watch the notebook. He's definitely foxing out.

by mjv21 July 11, 2011

fojingtyfbs

Fuck Off Janet I'm Not Going To Your Fucking Baby Shower

Janet: Hey ar-
You: FOJINGTYFBS

by nancy rowel August 11, 2017

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

no fooking way

How harry swears in his accent

Harry styles: no fooking way
Fans: that accent is god

by Emo freak August 27, 2016