old fogie

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor.

"He went home from the party at 9 p.m. What an old fogie!"

by Cynthia Rupe December 30, 2007

faguette sandwich

Any sandwich that has conventional ingredients replaced with want-to-be gourmet crap instead.

"I simply ordered swiss on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mustard...what I got was some faguette sandwich with smoked goat cheese, arugula and caramelized pear on a cebolla roll...lame"

by sandspit October 9, 2009

Faguette

1) A gay French person
2) A gay person who is eating bread

Look bro, that guy is such a faguette.

by Dr. Faggy May 17, 2015

Foglexiya

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in coming up with decent comeback lines or punch lines. Sufferers usually talk nonsense without even knowing it.

That comeback line was so lame because he suffers from Foglexiya

by Weiss hars May 6, 2014

Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Fogeyphile

A young person who has a fetish for the older person

Pete slept with the 80 year old woman and his girlfriend found out. Out of disgust she said "what are you a fogeyphile?"

by indybob September 2, 2012

Eli Fogelman

Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.

The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.

by miss V edwards February 19, 2019