FlubberFucker

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.

I'm a flubberfucker too.

by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

flusterfuck

1. It's when a large number of people are in a really confusing or awkward situation and everybody has the wrong idea about everything, so naturally,they all react in the most wrong way possible, and the consquences are huge.

Man, Romeo and Juliet sure was a flusterfuck, wasn't it.

by CarnivorousL October 17, 2017

flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016

clutterfuck

a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to clusterfuck but clutterfuck is a bigger commodity, as a cluster is a small mass of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.

Rush hour traffic is such a clutterfuck!

by herren March 30, 2009

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

futternucker

one who fences using the penis as his sword.

"Hey futternucker.....shall we duel?"

by Warrior Pop July 6, 2005