Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

by Flortygal November 4, 2018

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

back teeth are floating

When somebody has to pee so bad that the urine has filled their whole body all the way up to the back of the mouth and makes the back teeth float in urine

I had to piss so bad that my back teeth are floating

by KevlarKev October 28, 2007

Floating Teeth

What happens when it is dark and there is a black person and all you see is their teeth smiling.

Look at this nigga walkin over here. Here comes floating teeth.

by JizzayMizzay January 6, 2011

Floating Spit

When someone salivates in the air, causing the wind to carry it away into the wondrous atmosphere.

"Omg, Maria i swear there was floating spit outside in the parking lot of Target."

by Hannah0072 November 27, 2011

flutting

when your pants (normally on a boy) are a little too short at the bottom, and your ankles and socks show.

+joe walks in with pants 5 inches too short+
Shaniqua: DAYYUUMM JOE BE FLUTTING!

by soph-a-loaf January 2, 2009