third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

by clearing up December 7, 2009

pink flood

When urine and period blood collide.

Or when a woman squirts during sex while on her period.

"Chastity surprised the Dutch boy with a pink flood, that even his thick fingers couldn't contain."

by Black Sheep89 May 11, 2016

anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.

That girl is the queen of anal floods.

by G Freezy February 9, 2009

flooding basements

Flooding basements means to turn a girl on and make her wet.

Yo dogg we looking so fresh tonight we gonna be flooding basements at the club.

by lefty2324 August 18, 2012

Floordrobe

The part of your floor where discarded clothes are kept.

Have you seen that red shirt I like?
No. Try the floordrobe.

by HeeBeeDeeGee April 30, 2009

floodjizz

noun; a rush of semen that no levee can withhold; typically produced by males after a prolonged period of abstinence or failure.

1) Who would have thought that floodjizz wasn't covered by her homeowner's policy? 2) My floodjizz led to a lot of stray dogs.

by Nosiay November 17, 2011

floopdoodle

Highly intelligent chad

Guy: Dude look at that floopdoodle
Guy 2: That smart looking hotie?
Guy: Yeah

by Ultrachad420 June 5, 2020