Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.
What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!
Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!
Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!
by HexArmageddon July 04, 2017
Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))
Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?
Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...
Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?
Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...
Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
by Italiana0 August 04, 2010
An accidental transition caused by indecision.
The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
by Ericaw November 14, 2007
(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment
by Skank Boy May 11, 2006
When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
by Buffalo17 February 01, 2018
she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
by kittenaya February 26, 2013