The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010
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by courtesySMOSS May 5, 2009
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Get the flaming asshole mug.Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
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