Five Finger Death Punch 

Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.

"Are you a fan of Five Finger Death Punch?"
"No, I listen to heavy metal."

Five Finger Death Punch by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018

five finger death punch  

Its a band

Jack: Five finger death punch is a band
Smart person: No shit retard

five finger death punch by burger King Killer February 10, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch 

The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.

"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"

Five Finger Death Punch by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch 

Music for douche bags.

Five Finger Death Punch likes the dong.

Five Finger Death Punch by betterthanyoutoo November 6, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch 

They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.

Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!

Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!

(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)

Five Finger Death Punch by thenecanzurat November 8, 2011

Five Finger Death Punch 

A band that will make you jizz.

Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?

Five Finger Death Punch by AntiDevoid November 13, 2011

Five finger death punch 

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

Five finger death punch by RustyyShacklefordd November 16, 2014