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frataphobia

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D
by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021
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Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.
See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia
by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015
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festyphobia

Fear of being around any sweater even closely related to the holidays. Specifically those thick, wool sweaters with images of reindeers, christmas trees, santa claus and snow flakes on them. In some cases, any sweater with too much red, green or orange have been known to trigger the common symptoms, which include:

1. Dry gagging
2. Desire to drink too much eggnog
3. Dizziness
4. Tingling in and around both eyeballs, which may result in one or both eyeballs popping out
Eric: Whoa! Did you see Cindy pound the eggnog at the Holiday Party?

Bruce: Yeah man, but you can't hate on her. She's got festyphobia and the place was packed with fugly holiday sweaters...I'm just glad her eyeballs didn't pop out.
by sfsdc December 8, 2009
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Fogtaphobia

Fear of going to the toilet alone. Used in the case where a guy or girl is afraid of going to the lavatory by him or herself, and therefore needs someone to go with them.
Guy 1: Eh bro, can teman me to the toilet ah?
Guy 2: Bro wtf, that's so gay
Guy 1: No lah bro, I have Fogtaphobia
Guy 2: Sorry man, I didn't know, let's go
by stellacnx May 23, 2019
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fionaphobia

Fionaphobia is when a person has a fear of retards
I think i have fionaphobia after i texted you
by lofi shy January 4, 2021
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fartaphobia

She gave me fartaphobia when she kept passing gas at my feet that led to my face.
by Fartalicious777 November 28, 2024
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