Finney Penis

1. Very small and minimal in stature. 2. One that does not please females

1. "Great, he has Finney Penis. I wish he could get it up, but I would have more fun with a pen at this point."

by johnny11 December 2, 2010

Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)

“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

“Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc”

by Peter Peterson January 8, 2021

Grady Finney

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.

"Who's that meme-worthy dude juggling footballs?
"Why, that's good ol' Grady Finney!"

by ShilPhift March 12, 2019

david finney

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him

Girl 1: that guy is so amazing i have a huge crush on him
Girl 2: he must be a David Finney

by Someone who has no chance October 15, 2017

five finger finney

When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it

Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney

by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014

Jason Finney

He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy

Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook

by Liamjones1897 March 8, 2018

Lana Finney

An absolute weapon with a big heart and an even bigger spirit shlong. HOT

“Yo who is that fit bird fam”

“Oh that’s just Lana Finney”

by McMolly03 August 18, 2019