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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
mugGet the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug.

finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom
by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018
mugGet the finger her januarymug.

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