A competition between two combatants of who can use the word "fuck" in the most awesomest way against eachother. A game of fate where the loser will perish. Usually a referee is present.
ref: Let the Fuck Fight, COMMENCE!
player 1: Fuck off!
player 2: Fuck you!
ref: Player 2 wins.. FINISH HIM!
player 2 rips off player 1's head*
player 1: Fuck off!
player 2: Fuck you!
ref: Player 2 wins.. FINISH HIM!
player 2 rips off player 1's head*
by duhleuh October 08, 2006
by Puma city June 08, 2019
A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.
In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"
Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.
John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007
1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."
2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."
2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."
by JIm Kups May 12, 2007
This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
by Mr. Enderman January 18, 2021
In more tribal times, one tribe would attack another just before dawn, when it is darkest (thus the true mean of its always darkest before the dawn). Rape was one of the traditional spoils of war, so members of the invading force would either rape the women of the opposing tribe, fight the opposing tribes soldiers, or hold the light so other soldiers could see who they were attacking and raping.
Hey Ivan, don't just stand there like an idiot, these Nazis bitches aren't going to rape themselves: fuck, fight, or hold the light.
by Rich Caker March 11, 2019
The word used to describe when a man and a woman get onto the back of a bull and the guy sticks his cock and testicles into the bulls ass while the female sticks her pussy in the bulls face. Then someone releases the bull while the man and women attempt to stay on while constantly chanting the word butter.
by Lilbabywhofuckschimicjangas December 15, 2022