FIFA 

Father I Find Attractive.

Wow, the man standing over there is a total FIFA!!!

FIFA by Brunettebabe March 1, 2009

fifa 

a term used to describe smoking weed

a code name for drugs

You u wanna play some fifa before work?

i need to pick up a fresh copy of fifa before the concert on saturday.

u trying to kick the ball around at lunch time?

the grass in that new version of fifa is really green.

i'm feeling great after that awesome game of fifa we played before dinner

fifa by JMo216 August 3, 2010

fifa 

A multi player game which is played in abnorsia by chain smokers and drinkers, usally with bad scores

Charles is bad at fifa, he'll rather go and smoke

fifa by PhD in rant November 3, 2017

FIFA 

Fags In Faggy Attire

Closet Fag: "brb I'm going to go play some FIFA"

FIFA by Eddie J. January 5, 2012

fifa 

The term you use to talk about someone it that is standing right next to you or within earshot. The person is typically a total douchebag, has no friends, and does not know what fifa means, but acts like they do.

Two guys talking with the douchebag standing nearby:

guy 1: wow fifa is so gay

guy 2: yeah, it looks like he got hit in the face with a sack of nickels

(douchebag walks up)

douchebag: yeah i hate fifa its hella stupid

fifa by your hella gay what? January 20, 2009

Fifa 

A snag/code word for riddlin

You want to play some fifa before the exam tomorrow

Fifa by Murphy420 June 21, 2010

FIFA 

A second rate football game made by EA games. No substitute for the real thing Pro Evolution Soccer. Generally regarded as being for pussies, charlatans and the heterosexually deficient.

Man that guy looks like a total tit. Bet he plays FIFA.

FIFA by thealmightycraig June 21, 2006