Fidouchiary Duty

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness

a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.

by DMoSlice February 29, 2012

Fiducilary

A common mispronounciation of the word "fiduciary"

We have a fiducilary responsibility to send daily emails.

by Pro DM August 13, 2010

fibuciary

Someone who looks out for your best interests by making forked-tongues statements on your behalf.

A prime example of a fibuciary would be da notorious White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer's dispensing of "alternative facts"

by QuacksO June 10, 2020

Ficuciary

Like Fiduciary, but with the Fuckery inclination intended.

My older sister, who is supposed to manage my money in my best interest, has assumed the role of Ficuciary, and has been embezzling my funds in small amounts, trying to hide it. What fuckery from a sister.

by BeLoudAndProsper December 2, 2023

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

by sweet_thang December 21, 2016