Fedache

A sharp numbing pain between the eyes, often associated with rectum constriction, which occurs while working on federal reporting requirements.

An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.

These stupid frickin federal reports and CARS give me a fedache.

by U&CF Coordinator August 25, 2009

Fedacity

Bold or arrogant disregard of normal expectations. Arrogant disregard for previous agreements and understanding with federal programs delivered through state partnerships.

The USFS had the fedacity to believe what they reported was accurate and true.

by U&CF Forester August 24, 2009

fedaura

A countenance about a young man that suggests a fondness for euphoria, My Little Pony, fingerless gloves, atheism, Sonic the Hedgehog and the autism spectrum.

Can be confirmed by the subject's use of antiquated terms such as "sir" and "m'lady". Lack of knowledge regarding societal norms and personal grooming/hygiene are common.

A portmanteau of "fedora" and "aura".

K: A lot of fedora-type dudes don't actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. It's like a personality fedora; an internal fedora.

A: It's their fedaura.

by cringing_anthropologist August 19, 2013

Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.

Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."

by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014

Fedative

The underlying urge of tiredness after consuming a vast amount of food.

We have been to an "all you can eat chinese" we have eaten too much, therefore... we are fedative

by Fusion04 July 19, 2018

fedale

a nicely manicured vagina.

Julie's fedale is shorter than the grass on the 16th green at Augusta National.

by TheBigRyan December 21, 2006

Fedarly

An amazing person with a pure heart. He might not take everything seriously but you can tell he cares. He indecisive but he will always show you little ways that show that he cares about you. He’s very beautiful as well, he just doesn’t know it.

I love Fedarly, I want to marry him.

by anonymous May 12, 2022