Faulknered

When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.

Kirby, you won the fantasy football season but lost the championship game, you’ve been Faulknered!!

by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019

Newton Faulkner

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

by Millstaa February 18, 2009

lauren faulkner

A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner

by coolestgirl October 28, 2013

James Faulkner

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020

Mathew Faulkner

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time

Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Kyle Faulkner

Kyle Faulkner is the biggest Jew in either of the America’s. He is known for his leadership in local synagogues and his multiple boyfriends. Kyles parents are ancient history and we’re born in the camps before his grandparents turned to ashes

Kyle Faulkner : Shalom brothers!

H-town nigga: shut the fuck up jew before I murder you
Kyle: relax brother, I just wanted to give u some head because I’m a gay Jew

Htown nigga: fuck u
Htown nigga proceeds to violently fuck his asshole

by Kyles a Jew December 2, 2018

Owen Faulkner

“Owen Faulkner” AKA Spawn of Satan, is an icon of depression, run if you see him

R: Dude it’s Owen Faulkner

E: run

by EmoClickbait June 7, 2021