Fatitude
Fatitude by Ski Doggie August 13, 2021
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Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, There's no reason for that fatitude."
Amanda: "Girl, There's no reason for that fatitude."
Fatitude by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025
Fatitude
Jessica: "Bruh, I've been waiting for half an hour for that burger, I'm so hangry! The service at this restaurant is trash!"
Amanda: "Girl, there is no reason for that fatitude. Its been 5 minutes."
Amanda: "Girl, there is no reason for that fatitude. Its been 5 minutes."
Fatitude by TheKrissyK March 23, 2025
fat-itude
Being angry at the world because you are overweight.
The attitude that your problems are the world's problems to solve because everyone has always picked on you because of your looks.
The attitude that your problems are the world's problems to solve because everyone has always picked on you because of your looks.
The big lady at the front of the line at the fast food place yells at the cashier because french fry refills are not free. She has a fat-itude!!
fat-itude by kimbrandyguycshc January 15, 2011
fattitude
A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.
fartitude
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
Fattitude
An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
Fattitude by Uberstench March 8, 2011