Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

Ride fast eat ass

when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass

kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro

by coochiecloutlord November 23, 2018

fast bad ass bitch

A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!

Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-

(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)

Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!

by Fast Bad Ass Bitch March 8, 2009

Skate fast and eat ass

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.

Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio

by Cheesy_Pants June 9, 2017

Eat Fast and Skate Ass

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.

Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

by Red Dogg June 11, 2018