Fappiness

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
by Big D L May 22, 2008
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fappy

A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.
Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!
by The Des July 23, 2006
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fappy

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut
John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours
by a man and his sausage August 16, 2015
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fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
by GP17 February 29, 2008
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FAPPIE

Fappie aka Fap besties are besties who love to talk about their fap experiences and love to fap together
Boy : Today I watched a sick porn and fapped
Girl : oooh..sounds fun...send me the link fappie, let me also fap too

Boy: Hey girl can u be my fappie
Girl: ara ara!!!
by ComSta January 27, 2022
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fappie

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"
by kristi king January 17, 2008
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fappy

The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.
Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.
by gaynar September 15, 2010
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