Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

by Big D L May 22, 2008

fappy

A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.

Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!

by The Des July 22, 2006

fappy

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

by a man and his sausage September 23, 2015

fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

FAPPIE

Fappie aka Fap besties are besties who love to talk about their fap experiences and love to fap together

Boy : Today I watched a sick porn and fapped
Girl : oooh..sounds fun...send me the link fappie, let me also fap too

Boy: Hey girl can u be my fappie
Girl: ara ara!!!

by ComSta January 26, 2022

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 18, 2008

fappy

The art of giving a red headed woman sloppy fanny pashes.

Darryl claims that Portia's vagina flushed over 2 litres when he gave her a fappy.

by gaynar September 15, 2010