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Facebook Applications

It is a way to show how much of a douche bag you are. Facebook noobs are known to go crazy with a whole bunch of random, pointless, and meaningless applications installed on the profile. But the usage of facebook applications usually die down for most people.

There are only a few good, clean, fun Facebook Applications in existence, without ads, without spam, and without invites.
Joey: You know Ross has like 100 random Facebook Applications installed on his profile.
Rachel: Yea, he's such a douche bag.
Joey: Was I once like that, when I started Facebook.
Rachel: We all were like that at some point in time.
Joey: The only Facebook Applications I use are the clean ones, like gaming applications.
Rachel: Me too, by the way, I beat your score at Tetris.
by FriendsFan2008 August 23, 2009
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bae application

A cooler term for an arranged marriage where you're basically applying for a bae.
Rahul started sending out bae applications last week after finishing med school.
by RajtheStud April 20, 2019
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capplication

An extreme, passionate love between two insanely different individuals. It is a constant rollar coaster with many ups and downs; it has it's extremely high points and extremely low points, there is no area in between. The two individuals can't stand each other, but they have one very important thing in common, they're CRAZY about each other. One cannot live without the other. Each will try to go their own way but still find themselves knocking on the other's door. In short, it is two people who are destined to be together by virtue of their extremities, and have absolutely NO choice in the matter.
Ally and Noah from the Notebook are definitely a capplication!
by mountain123 March 17, 2010
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Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM
Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.
by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008
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application of oinkment

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.
The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.
by oinkment April 28, 2009
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application whore

noun. A phrase used to describe someone who populates his/her smartphone with so many applications that the person 1) has trouble locating the desired app and/or 2) forgets what apps have been downloaded, usually resulting in multiple versions of the same app or same type of app. In addition, the apps downloaded by an application whore might be typified as seemingly pointless and/or useless.

Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."
Sample conversation:

-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"

-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."

-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."

-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"
by mary_contrary February 1, 2010
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Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.
Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.
by bobo76 March 22, 2010
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