fantasy football 

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.

Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.

fantasy football by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018

Fantasy Football 

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.

Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.

Fantasy Football by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018

fantasy football fan 

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team

Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan

fantasy football fan by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010

Fantasy Football Dictator 

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.

The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.

Fantasy Football Dictator by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast 

Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.

In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast by JD1983 October 29, 2010

Fantasy Football Guru

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.

Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.

Fantasy Football Guru by ERP November 14, 2007

fantasy football asshole 

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.

"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead

fantasy football asshole by cazed September 25, 2013