Family Guy

Should be called Family Gay

person 1: DID YOU WATCH FAMILY GUY ON TV?IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN PETER EATS GLASS TO LOOK FOR TONGUES!!

person 2:are you really watching Family Gay?Are you retarded?

person 1:MY MUM SAYS I'M A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL SO I DON'T THINK I'M RETARDED! SHE ALSO SAID THAT I DROPPED WHEN I WAS A BABY

by uiokl November 22, 2011

Family Guy

A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.

Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin

by cba December 9, 2008

Family Guy

Hands down, the greatest animated show of all time, and the funniest show on television for over 22 years

It centers around the griffins. Consisting of the crazy but loveable father Peter, the caring but frisky mother Lois, Man's best friend Brian, Flamboyant baby genius Stewie, The black sheep teenage girl Meg, And the hormonal son with a big heart Chris.

If you ever want to laugh, watch this show. It will cheer you up on your hardest of days and will forever be iconic and hilarious

Family Guy is fantastic

by mynameizz February 24, 2021

Family Guy

A show about a obnoxious fat guy and his big nose wife and mentally disturbed daughter, dumb older son, and evil turned gay baby, and talking dog. When it it first aired, it was okay but got old real quick and was canceled but brought back because of popular demand by geeky thirteen to sixteen year olds who bought all the first few seasons on DVD memorizing every joke because they think random piss poor puns are comedic gold. Ever since then, it has gone on a slow decline to the point where the writers just rely on cheap gags and two to three minute long unfunny flashbacks and stupid musical notes. Yes there are some good episodes but for every good one there are ten bad ones. If you really look at it, it's nothing more than a cheap rip off of the much better in comedy and animation the Simpsons. The characters are annoying, the the plots happen in the last ten minutes while the first ten to twelve is just random unfunny crap and worst of all the show gets preachy to the point where you can't stand thinking about it.
Plus the creator, Seth McFarlane is nothing but an arrogant prick who makes fun of people that don't agree with him or Bill Maher but fails every time.

13-16 year old geek: Hey did you watch Family Guy last night, it was so funny!

Normal Person: No because I'm not a retard with no friends who thinks a fat guy trying to pick up a dead frog with a shoe box for five minutes is funny.

by techkid41 May 1, 2011

Family Guy

The most overrated show in TV history. Peter Griffin is just Homer Simpson with hair, glasses, and a Boston accent, and the show's most famous jokes are either dragged out too long and/or repeated too many times. Not to mention the show relies too much on pop culture references to be funny. And anytime a song appears on the show (Rock Lobster, Surfin Bird, etc.), then suddenly every teen in America knows everything about the song and band-even if they never heard of either before.

FOX was smart to cancel Family Guy in 2002, but then they stupidly brought it back in 2005.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 14, 2012

Family Guy

A pathetic ripoff of The Simpsons. See also American Dad!

Up next, The Simpsons. Then another Simpsons.. I mean, Family Guy.

by JNNC July 24, 2006

Family Guy

A painfully unfunny show that tries to make humor with phrases like "remember when someone did something at somewhere?" or any variation of that phrase, which is followed by a scene similar to the phrase, which doesn't add any form of humor to the already crappy joke. Seriously, if humor was a bus and it hit the makers of Family Guy at 60 mph, they still won't know what it is.

The humor in Family Guy is just as interesting as observing the effects erosion that air has on a sugar cube.

by } July 5, 2008