Falker

term used to describe facebook stalkers. You know the ones, they add only girls and always have posts saying 'do i know you?' and then randomly try and strike up conversations with them in the hopes of finding someone mentally depressed enough to go out with them. Where they usually proceed to hide in the bushes and lick their windows late at night because although they like to seem like players they're really just sad lonely pathetic people with no lives.

Man falls off a building.

everone: good he was a falker!

by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003

fakearoonie

When you have a fake friend who does nothing with you and constantly throws you under the bus.

Man all you are is a Fakearoonie

by ItsJK14 April 11, 2020