Balconist

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022

farsonist

An arsonist who lights his or her farts to set fires.

The local police decided the cause of the fire was a farsonist based on the foul stench left at the scene of the crime.

by Alex Arkaik September 9, 2010

falconSQUAD

The most violent and ruthless E ganggang on the web, ruled by OG ThugOverLord.

falconSQUAD kills all the ops

by OG ThugOverLord July 25, 2017

Falconing

Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage

"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.

by Lucius Mörk vansinne Roos December 23, 2019

Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

Falconing

The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.

"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."

by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017

Falconi

A real hero, known to many as a man of many talents, hes really good looking and always pulls the ladies. Also this guy is uber in everywhere and eats noobs for breakfast

Damn Falconi your so hot, i want your babies

by Glenn Wrench February 1, 2005