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faguar

1. A woman who seeks out gay men for sex. This creature goes beyond the fag hag which just wants to go shopping, and takes it to a whole other level. Delusions of conversion fog her vision. Silly faguar.

2. An older gay gentleman who prowls for younger men. Enough said.
She made sure she was wearing the latest style, driving the hottest car and wearing the best jewelry. This faguar knew how to draw in and hypnotize any gay man she laid her hands on.
by MrLaw October 18, 2008
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Faguar

An older gay man who preys upon younger gay men. A male, gay version of a cougar.
That weathered man wants to buy you a drink.

Rawr, what a faguar!
by Fagus_grandifolia April 2, 2016
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Faguar

The Slang for Jaguar's Current Rebranding after the infamous "Copy Nothing" Commercial came out, where they didn't even sell a car on that Commercial, and instead just went Woke.
Average Man: Hey did you know that Jaguar Rebranded themselves to appeal to the Woke People?

Average Woman: Ugh, is Jaguar trying to appeal to the Woke now?, ugh, just as i said, Go Woke, Go Broke.

Average Man: Yeah, i think i'd just call the brand Faguar from now on.
by MADVAL2 November 20, 2024
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faguar

was/were

102 years of automotive history, tradition, and respect gone in a single thirty seconds...
The result of letting Capitol residents design and market their own cars.

See 'draguar', 'jaGuar', 'new jaguar'
"Hey man, did you see that weird ad today?"
"Do you mean the Jaguar rebrand announcement?"
"The car company?? That was like a women's clothing brand or some shit..."
"I've heard they make tampons now too... everyone's calling them "faguar" for it"
*utter speechlessness*

"create exuberant"
"live vivid"
"delete ordinary"
"break moulds"
"copy nothing"
"jaGuar"
by A certain man of pedigree December 11, 2024
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Faguar

The car brand Jaguar made some "interesting" marketing decisions for the relaunch of their branding.

Instead of the car, they presented us with a freak show.
Which is the most hilarious car someone could buy?

Faguar.
by Ekonir-7K December 12, 2024
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Faguar

A Jaguar type 00.
Look, he bought himself a pink Faguar!
by voximplant December 27, 2024
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