1. faggle (feh-gull) - A species of smurf who delights in the ancient art of anal spleunking. Best known for their celebration of a festival known as the "Faggleton Jubilee", where salsa is eaten with corn chips out of the ass of the years elected Faggle Mayor.
2. faggler (feh-gull-er) - A person or animal who exclusively hunts the faggle for sport or food.
3. faggl-ing (feh-gull-ing) - Anyone or Anything that participates or practices the customs or ways of the faggle, but is not of the faggle species.
2. faggler (feh-gull-er) - A person or animal who exclusively hunts the faggle for sport or food.
3. faggl-ing (feh-gull-ing) - Anyone or Anything that participates or practices the customs or ways of the faggle, but is not of the faggle species.
1. "My my that is an awfully small faggle, much smaller then that pink faggle over there"
2. "Is it true John? Your really a faggler?"
3. "Man I didn't know Martha was a faggling"
2. "Is it true John? Your really a faggler?"
3. "Man I didn't know Martha was a faggling"
by Merc Shadow December 28, 2009
by AntiTemoc December 06, 2011
oh look its queer eye for the english guys
nah dude its just a faggle lets leave i could do with out the accent
nah dude its just a faggle lets leave i could do with out the accent
by mike husn January 02, 2008
by Some one who hates faggles!!!! February 27, 2010
The definition of faggle is not a gay person. It is the person that everyone secretly loves to hate. It's the person who comes in grumpy in the morning, and is super happy by lunch. A faggle is the person who thinks they know everything and are AWESOME at everything, when really they are not cool at all, hence why they are a faggle. The name faggle has NOTHING to do with sexual orientation, ONLY the attitude and demeanor of the person. A faggle is the definition of the person you keep around for entertainment, not friendship, a Faggle is someone you make fun of in front of them by calling them a faggle and them not getting it.
Whether it be at work or school or any other function, a faggle is the one person you pretend to like but secretly hate. I found mine in the workplace, he works a cubicle over and is a total faggle.
by Fidget1022 August 18, 2009
by Danny061234 February 20, 2022