(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
by roco66 February 23, 2010
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The use of facebook to either 1)impress the opposite sex because in real life (face to face) the person would not have the guts, or balls, 2) using facebook as a forum to bash others when in real life (face to face) they would not have the guts or balls to do so.
Dave sure does have alot of female friends on his facebook, how come he never gets together with any? Dave has faceballs, he could never be as cool in person.
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Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.
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Does Dave have any idea who that guy is as he bashes his profile and pics? He would kick his ass if they met face to face. Oh yeah, he has faceballs. A real tough guy on Facebook.
by Iamctaz2u April 19, 2010
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"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."
by SomeDave July 31, 2009
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NO! You are a Facebully!
NO! You are a Facebully!
by WRBobCat August 21, 2011
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This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
Get the Faceballing mug.Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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