Skip to main content

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result
Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
by Gbbrd October 1, 2006
mugGet the monkey fucking a football mug.

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
mugGet the monkey fucking a football mug.

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
by houdek May 29, 2008
mugGet the a monkey fucking a football mug.

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!
by Tom Highway November 13, 2007
mugGet the monkey fucking a football mug.

Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Fucking a Football mug.

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.
Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?
by CScam May 1, 2011
mugGet the Fucking in my footsteps mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email