fuck nugget

a moronic, obnoxious jerk, (male or female) who is not worthy enough of being a full fuck-tard, yet still is a stupid fuck. just as half-pint is only half of a pint, a fucknugget is only partially human.; also, anyone who is only worth a nugget of your time.

"wow john, he's not even a full fledged asshole, t-bone's only a fuck nugget"

by Scaith December 10, 2007

Fuck Nugget

A Real Dumbass Bitch

Kelly: Have you seen that New kid in school ?
Lorenzo : Yeah I heard He's a Real Fuck Nugget!

by Integra96 November 13, 2010

Fuck Nugget

General insult, sounds funny but means nothing.

Shut up you Fuck Nugget!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante October 15, 2013

Fuck Nuggeted

(V.)Being beyond Drunk that you become stupid and do things you wouldn't normally do but before being unconcious or unaware of your actions.

(Adj) State of drunken Mind

I'm gonna sextext Tom, because I am fuck nuggeted!

by gingerbuzz February 13, 2010

Fuck Nugget

A small piece of poop that comes out of a man or womans ass while have an intense sex session.

Chase was railing Rita so hard a fuck nugget came out.

by stuartscotttseye April 24, 2011

Fuck nugget

A stupid person, typically doesn't know basic things like jokes or math

"Hey why did the chicken cross the road "
He wouldn't, he'd be locked up in the coop"
"OMG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCK NUGGET

by Ooftimus prime September 23, 2017

Fuck Nugget

The tiny ball of poo that comes out of a girl's booty while she is being plummeted by her man's "member" when she has to defecate. Can also be used to degrade someone.

After a long night of sex, I woke up to find a fuck nugget stuck to my sheets.

by parkylvr May 20, 2009