Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.

Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*

Footy by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009

footy

The act of sending a person from one bureau to another, claiming it's in the other bureau domain.

Those bureaucrats do the footy with a person till he goes bananas, but when you owe them, they go straight to the point.

footy by Shapoklak May 20, 2014

footy

A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
Soccer

I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.

footy by Ash April 12, 2005

Footy

Short for "football", used in Australia to describe Australian Rules Football, Rugby League and sometimes even Rugby Union.

We're off to the footy.

Footy by The Slater November 4, 2003

Footy

A sexy Cocker Spaniel.

I have a Footy named Chloe.

Footy by MESA69 February 19, 2017

footy

Slang for football - can mean many different sports depending where said -

Australia - AFL (Australian Rules) or Rugby Leauge/Union NRL

U.S.A - American Football/Gridiron

Europe, South America - They call it football, we call it soccer.

Asia, Anywhere else - I dunno wtf it means

Footy is fun to play and watch, both especially more fun if you are shitfaced.

footy by Nezbit. January 5, 2005

footy

What Europeans should call there football, so they stop complaining on what we call there soccer. Honestly, the word soccer was used by EUROPEANS before Americans used it!

And no, we don't call football footy

Soccer - Footy

American Football - Football

Rugby Football - Rugby

Canadian Football - CFL

Aussie Rules - Whatever the fuck you want

footy by Spikesy July 23, 2006