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Flumper thumper 

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.
Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.
Flumper thumper by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018

Dick Flumper 

"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."

"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
Dick Flumper by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012

cunt flumper 

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag
1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag
cunt flumper by geturledout December 22, 2007

Humper flumper 

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes
Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood
Humper flumper by Jack frapper August 5, 2022

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"
flumpels by Cinnamon 。^‿^。 January 17, 2018