the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life
verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag
1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag
A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr MarshalFumperdink.