Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.

by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013

Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.

by Shadowdude7 May 02, 2010

Flarping

The act of fapping while LARPing

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.

by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010

Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .

Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly

by Biggy_Dicky March 03, 2019

Flarp

A large poop, often diarrhea

I had taken a huge flarp

by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022

Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac

Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.

by Copy56 January 04, 2022

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 04, 2017