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bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
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Bitch took my fish

Commonly refers to when a "bitch" takes- your "fish"
by Pnutt51 January 17, 2009
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Bitch, Clean My Fish

A bitch who needs to get in the kitchen and clean my fish.
Bitch, Clean My Fish. get in the kitchen and CLEAN MY FISH!
by bcmf May 25, 2011
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girl gotta go. if u fishing and the fish is not something that u want to keep, throw it back lmao.
"this shit aint gonna get no better if she start an argument with you on the first text conversation aight? Cut that bitch off like a fish, throw her back in the ocean and go find somethin eles"
by Prill. April 27, 2019
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Bitch, clean my fish

What you say when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching.
Woman: "Did you run to the store like I asked you to? And did you do your dishes?"

You: "Bitch, clean my fish!"
by BCMF, Inc. June 11, 2011
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Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.
Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"
by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011
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fish bitches'

A scubas sea creature that lures sailors and unwilling men into or towards the ocean using their charm and beauty to drag them down to their death.
Captain! Our ship is surrounded by fish bitches'.
by greg becker April 8, 2021
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