ffd

fucking female dog.

Omg! Chelsea is such a ffd

by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009

FFD

Acronym for Full Fucking Day, usually an extra long, non-stop, work day with no breaks

No time for lunch today, it’s a FFD for me from 7am-9pm

by GuitarDragon November 16, 2022

ffd

ffd stands for fit from distance. It refers to when you see somebody that appears fit when looked on from far away, but when they get closer you realize that they aren't actually attractive.

John: Oh mate check out that chick across the street! She is well fit! Oh look she's crossing the road..

James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!

John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd

by Le2mandem June 22, 2011

FFD

It stands for Fantasy Football Disorder, which is a disorder that prevents you from doing work.

Bob: "Did you finish your essay last night."
Alex: "No I suffer from FFD"

by DICKHEAD123 October 1, 2014

FFD

Fat Fingers Disease. When a person's fingers excede the diameter of standard phone keys enough where that person keeps hitting incorrect keys or hits two or more keys at once.

I hate texting cuz I got FFD.
Yo, if I got FFD you KNOW I got big feet and if I got big feet you KNOW what that means - I got a huge cock!

by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 15, 2010

FFD

Female to Female Discrimation. When one hag tries to dominate a prettier, smarter, younger girl in the workplace by crapping all over her work and getting her fired.

Janet used FFD to mask the fact that she didn't have any real job skills.

by bis-nitch November 7, 2010

ffd

Fat Fingure Disease

FFD Fat Fingure Disease occures when using a smaller keyboard than used to causing you to press more that one key at a time

by Waffle Master February 16, 2004