The Fez

To scream at someone or yell at them in anger.

"I did the Fez to a lady in the grocery store for bumping into me with her cart"

by Suge White October 27, 2007

fez

A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.

"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez

by Zed Leppelin September 7, 2003

fez

a city of morocco, north africa.

have you been around fez ?
no, not yet

by blitzz September 14, 2007

Fez

Australian colloquiallism short for feral, meaning someone who aestetically unpleasant to look at or an object of questionable sanitary appeal

Guy 1 - Hey, what do you think of Tanya?
Guy 2 - Dude, wtf? She's fez...!

Girl 1 - Eugh, I just knelt on gum
Girl 2 - Fez.

by Joelywh December 18, 2008

fez

Ron Bennington's gay counterpart on the Ron & Fez Show on XM 202 - noon to 3

Fez was depressed as usual and crying over some dumb stuff, while Ron did everything he could to make him feel worse and, in the end, made things all better.

by djunderground01 March 28, 2008

Fez

Your Face

Taking the micky out of someone who has had something funny happened to them... Eg - In ya FEZ!!!

by The Lichfield Crazies April 6, 2010

the fez

The soon to be ruler of the world, surely?

by Anonymous September 11, 2003