FAF

Someone who is fake as fuck. More specifically this person is also flailing as fuck, and flaky as fuck.. making them a triple FAF. This fake, flailing and flaky as fuck person is notorious for getting drunk and throwing their body and limbs all over the place, including flailing their pu$$y open for men. This FAF is flaky and fake.. notorious for ditching plans with friends the minute one of her men texts her!
Katelin ditched us again.”

“I’m not surprised. That FAF is always leaving us for men.”
by xtinaaaaaa May 05, 2020
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FAF, meaning FAKE AS FUCK. Not a real one.
That girl is FAF. I would never trust her.
by Whitegurrrrrl May 16, 2019
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Fuck and forget.
HIQI with a hint of amnesia.
"Dude look"
"Meh, so many that look like that in Florida & DC, let alone Cali, FAF that."
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Dude. That shit is FAF. Fresh. As. Fuck.
by JSw0le August 30, 2012
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Dude, did you see Amy tonight? She was looking FAF
by nom8 September 17, 2013
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1. FAT ASS FINGERS: a name given to one because of their hilariously oversized, sausage-like fingers

2. Acting in a way that just fucks up the situation.
Extremely popular in the Buffalo suburbs.
Fafs are often seen in pictures giving the shocker.
Note: despite the fingers, fafs still manage to get laid.
"Dude, get your fafs out of my drink"

As the faf drives by a hot girls house, he points out the window with the fafs yelling, 'yo, is that her house' As this happens the girl walks outside thus embarrassing everyone in the car. He has committed a faf, or we say he faf'd it up.

Also common is the faf of the night. This occurs when one drops a beer, soils themself, gets their fake id taken or any other fuck up.
by lockport April 07, 2005
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When you say someone/something is 'Fit As Fuck'

*Can sometimes be mistaken by Fat As Fuck, Beware!*
#1: "Hes FAF!"
#2: "Yeh He's FAF, And I don't mean Fit."
#1: "Hahaha! Yeh Innit."
by Roo777 August 17, 2006
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