I.T.F.F.T

Im Totally Fuck*ng Facebooking This

This video is so funny, I.T.F.F.T.

by Gwords July 1, 2011

T.F.T.L

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house

The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*

Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.

by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012

T.F.T.H.U.

Thanks For The Hit Up

dude #1 - "fun day today with the homies"

dude #2 (didnt know about it) - "T.F.T.H.U.! -__-"

by J.R_A. August 17, 2010

T.T.F.T.W

Thick thighs for the win

Girl:*post picture and can see her thick thighs*
Caption:T.T.F.T.W

by Cocomeloncanons March 30, 2023

T-F-T-I Dog

Thanks For The Invite, when someone dogs you

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog

by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009

T.F.T.F.

A term used by medivac pilots & dispatch to indicate that a person is Too Fat To Fly. Which notifies dispatch that the patients BMI is far beyond the lift capacity of the helicopter and they will need a bigger bird.

Dispatch, upon arrival patient is determined to be T.F.T.F., please advise.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

by XYungeloest July 11, 2021