S.F.P.

Sleeps Fo' Pretenders. A sentiment originally expressed by gangstas and other ruffians, but now simply reiterated by college and overworked high school kids. Sometimes used to ridicule their lazy counterparts.

Mark: Hey buddy, why'd you sleep all Bio class?
Kyle: I was all night finishing up an essay for Spanish and studying for my Subject SATs.
Mark: Haha, that's rough, I just played video games and then got, like, eight hours of sleep.
Kyle: S.F.P., motherfucker.

by SFP. October 14, 2011

P.S.F.

(Acronym) N. - Professional Sneaker F***er - One who engages in the act of having sex with a sneaker. Usually male. The male usually rubs his penis on the outside of the shoe or inside the shoe until orgasm. Sometimes the participant simply masturbates and "comes" into or on the shoe itself. Very popular among exhibitionists.

This is usually a self-given title.

John Smith P.S.F.

by A. P. Finkelstein III January 8, 2009

F.P.S.

1. (n) Fat Pussy Syndrome
2. (adj.) used to describe somone with a "foopa" or "vutt"

That fat bitch has major F.P.S.

by jared h April 2, 2006

N.P.F.S

Not Particulary Fond Of Saying or
Never Pay For Shit

yo, i'm trying to rock the NPFS steez this weekend, cause i aint got no chips to put up on the purples

by looting August 3, 2003

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.)

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.

"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."

by anonymous July 31, 2021

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021