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fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
by ernest fuser November 23, 2010
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fuddim

when someones being not dim, not fud, but extra retarded
bruh are you fuddim?
by anmolololol June 30, 2020
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fiddlin' ben

according to McGloin, in "Gangs of New York" -- a fella so low he's willing to do anything, including selling dead bodies.
Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio) is nothing but a fiddlin' ben.
by goat78 December 3, 2009
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fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008
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Fuddle Buddy

A combination of a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy -> a fuddle buddy

Someone that you occasionally have sex and cuddle with, no strings attached.
I am going over to Joe's house for the night, he is my fuddle buddy
by Carling Johnson January 27, 2012
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ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
by egnaro May 17, 2005
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Cud Fuddler

1. One who cuddles fud.
2. A corporate professional who mistakenly replies all to an email chain in an inappropriate manner, thus jeopardizing his credibility.
The team never let Bryan live down the time he became the biggest Cud Fuddler in history.
by NobodyOk? April 24, 2015
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