Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023

slimy pussy excretion

A slimy pussy excretion is an incredibly rare type of female excretion. This can be caused by the partner of a certain female dropping at least a 12 inch fecal blowout into the vaginal hole. This is an extremely difficult task to go about with. Step 2 is for the male to cut his anal hair(an possibly pubic hair) and dipping it into a jar of peanut butter. After this, you will need to remove the steamy shit out of the vagina, take the peanut butter covered pubes, and stick it into a blender. After blending, you insert it into the female's vagina. After this, you rub the women's clit so hard she cums, and the excretion is very slimy. This is where the term comes from.

Yesterday night, I drank my girlfriend's slimy pussy excretion. It was quite a treat.

by skudger May 11, 2014

interorbital dihhoeriha excretion chamber

nathan pesta's alternate name

nathan pesta is also called interorbital dihhoeriha excretion chamber

by CountGlobula November 29, 2025

American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

by PortableBacon March 23, 2019

minimally exceptional

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

by EverGreen February 16, 2012

s-excition

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.

The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.

by C. Kenneth Lee October 30, 2007

buttock exception

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

by bird lawyer November 27, 2017